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cfrog

Jun 4

I got this info confidentially. Apparently, this is what actually happened to put the USMC in it's current position:

At the Friday night DoD poker game, where the services play for who gets what, the USMC got up to use the head. When he returned, he got worried:

USMC: Hey! Did you guys look at my cards?

USN: No brother, we're family. (Raises bet...a lot)

USA: Nope. (Matches the raise)

USAF: Not me, buddy. (Matches also)

USSF: 404 not found. (Matches)

SOCOM: (just stares...and matches)

JCS: Relax Marine Corps, it's all good. You're doing fine. Like you say, divest to invest. Now I am going to call and you are going to throw that pair of Aces on the table along with the rest of the hot garbage you're holding.

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Samuel Whittemore's avatar

Re MTBSW! I shared it on X!

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